Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
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