are you still at the devil's house?
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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