you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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