he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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