Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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