wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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