She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Those nachos came to me in a dream
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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