Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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