I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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