If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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