I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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