Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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