this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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