i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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