but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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