Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
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