think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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