I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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