i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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