It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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