why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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