He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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