Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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