We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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