Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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