I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Randomize
