Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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