I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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