what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
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