Heybabeimwearingurpanties
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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