Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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