Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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