love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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