I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
My balls are so social today.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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