i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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