Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
4 words: hood of his car
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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