Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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