The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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