need another drink. this is the easiest way
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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