if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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