what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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