420 ftw
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
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