can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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