It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
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