According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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