Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Pooping to opera.
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