It's like a parade of train wrecks.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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