I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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