Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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