whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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