Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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