How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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