I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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