All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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