You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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